): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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