What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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