i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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