It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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