you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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