handjob tips. give me some.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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