You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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