My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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