Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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