well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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