Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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