Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
please come you make the beer taste better
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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