come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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