dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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