Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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