Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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