So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
