You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Do vagina's smell?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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