What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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