im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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