TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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