My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Randomize
