I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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