question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Even my vagina gasped.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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