Just fell off a train. Bad.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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