should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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