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(919): View more from North Carolina

I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

Hopefully she would park on my face.

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(316): View more from Kansas

As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.

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(917): View more from New York City

Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs

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(801): View more from Utah

Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.

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(315): View more from New York

Verdict: uncircumcised.

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