The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I'm at about main and main street
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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