Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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