we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I would ride that face into the sunset
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
