i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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