Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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