Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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