dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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