This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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