can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He's on the porch naked. Help.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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