My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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