dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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