wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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