you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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