guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
we're so committed to being not committed
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