Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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