If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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