He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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