the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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