covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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