i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
