just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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