"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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