BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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