yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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