When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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