This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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