and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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