This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Your tits are I can't wait for
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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